I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize
