YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
FUCK WHALES
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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