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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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