May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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