Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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