I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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