so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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