she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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