I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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