FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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