I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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