Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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