Christians are straight up FREAKS
My cat gives me a boner
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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