Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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