Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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