I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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