How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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