Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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