Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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