I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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