Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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