sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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