Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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