that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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