last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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