i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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