They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
