you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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