I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
They took my balls.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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