If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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