Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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