he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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