why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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