I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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