marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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