If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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