But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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