So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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