she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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