You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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