You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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