No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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