dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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