who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Everything about him screamed your future.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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