New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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