The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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