im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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