We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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