that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
