I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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