So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize