Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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