If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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