I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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