The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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