Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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