hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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